29 Worst Restaurant Name Fails

Most restaurants have monikers that are meant to be appealing, straightforward, kitschy or a play on the chef’s fame. But then there are those marquees that make you do a double-take.

Vote up the most epic restaurant name FAILs below.

Dirty Dicks

With a name like Dirty Dick's, you'd better serve good food.

Cabbages & Condoms – Bangkok

This place is actually pretty cool — it is run by an organization that tries to respond to current social and economic dilemmas. The restaurant itself is environmentally sustainable and promises that its "food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy." Phew.

Lick-a-Chick

FU KING Chinese Restaurant in Lake City, Florida.

Kum Den Restaurant in Melbourne, Australia.

Poopsies Food & Drinks.

Nothing about this is what I want in my mouth.

Personally, I’d rather not have anything hairy near things I consume but maybe that’s just me.

Soon Fatt Chinese Take Away

Crabby Dicks Marketplace & Grill

Happy Crack

Dildo Dory Grill

It’s just so similar.

At least it’s not “Butt Sweat.”

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

I love pizza just as much as the next person but…

Vagina Tandoori Indian Cuisine

Pee & Poo Steak House

Cock & Camel

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

B.A.D. Sushi

Whoever made this decision made the wrong choice…

The Dead Fish Crab House & Prime Rib

Fatal Restaurant Budapest, Hungary.

El Rape

Rats

Jesus Family Restaurant.

Heh-heh-heh…’gina.

Cum-n-Eat

Hitler’s Cross

The owners of this restaurant named "Hitler's Cross," in the Indian city of Mumbai, finally changed its name after protests from the community.

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